When kids wear masks at school, and the Bob Evans hostess takes your temperature before you can order.
Why should a vacation be any different?
That’s what we discovered when embarking on an eight-day road trip to the South Carolina coast and Savannah, Ga., with a few stops along the way.
Before we left our driveway, we gathered face masks and plenty of hand sanitizer. And snacks, You can’t travel in a car without plenty of snacks.
And away we went, with some observations about a good, old-fashioned road trip:
The miracle of modern travel: We left Kenosha at 9 p.m. on a Friday night and, by 2 p.m. Saturday, we had been in eight states — Wisconsin, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, Kentucky, Tennessee, North Carolina and South Carolina.
Truth in advertising? You see a lot of funny signs and billboards on a road trip. In a small town in Kentucky, we saw a billboard for the Bowling Law Group. I assume “Bowling” is the family name of the attorneys, but it’s more fun to ponder the concept of a bowling-specific law practice. “Law & Order: Spares and Strikes,” anyone?
“Tally ho and turn left, please!”: I found a way to alleviate the frustration of not being able to travel around the world due to the coronarvirus. I changed the settings on my phone so when we were getting driving directions, we heard them in a British accent. This could open up so many possibilities: Think of how fun it would be to be lost in a strange town while your phone shouts directions in an angry dad voice. Seriously. Let’s develop this app and make millions.